“The Spokane Spanker” has become somewhat of a dirty legend among college students in Spokane, Washington.
There is an unidentified man out there that likes spanking buns, and just can not seem to get enough. This “Spanker” is currently on the loose and is spanking women at random.
The location for his crimes is rather ironic, as it is a Catholic School called Gonzaga University, located in Washington.
There are reports of a man racing by on his bicycle, using this environment friendly mode of transportation as a means to swiftly delivery smacks to random women’s bottoms.
Although the situation is amusing to hear about, the victims of his firm hand feel “terrible” and are “completely” shocked.
Women of Washington better beware because the “Spokane Spanker” is on the prowl.
One student says she was walking with her friend when the man targeted her, riding by and swatting her with such force that she bent over in pain. And as he rode off, she says the man looked back, giving the students a look they will never forget.
“He just really clearly seemed pleased with himself, which was just really disgusting.” But it didn’t end there – a few minutes later they say the man rode by again, this time slapping the other student’s backside.
“Particularly creepy with that incident was just that there was no real way that he would have come up behind us again without having to, like, wait and watch for us. It was clear that he was lurking and waiting for us, which makes it particularly terrifying,” she said.